Too Late Bloomers 

Why bother with success when you can master the art of giving up? Too Late Bloomers is the ultimate guide for those who’ve realized it’s too late to care. With soothing words like “It’s okay to be mediocre” and “Who needs ambition anyway?”, this book helps you embrace the joy of late-stage apathy.

Forget chasing your dreams—just sit back, relax, and enjoy the sweet, sweet release of doing absolutely nothing. After all, why stress over success when you can nap your way to contentment?