Positivity got you down? "Neo-Optimism" is here to save the day! Ditch the "good vibes" nonsense and embrace the glorious certainty of societal collapse. Revel in the invigorating joy of impending doom and find peace by staring directly into the fiery abyss. Forget mindfulness, this book teaches you to nudge that fiery abyss a little closer... because, hey, why not?

This book is a wake-up call! Stop sugarcoating the end and start preparing for it with a smile (or maybe a nervous grimace). A must-read for any self-respecting doomsday prepper!"
- Max "The Maelstrom" Miller, Professional Storm Chaser