With a tongue firmly planted in cheek, this book offers a satirical take on the idea that you can wage war on the planet while still being eco-conscious. From reducing carbon emissions during missile launches to offsetting environmental damage with carbon credits, each page is filled with outrageous tips and tricks for building a "sustainable" weapon of mass destruction.

• Including carbon credit calculator

• Customization for Taylor Swift’s Private Jet

• How to lobby the next Climate Conference

• Testimonials from NATO and Israel