Millennials too polite to complain? Not Gen Alpha! "Eternal Middle Income Trap" throws shade at their Boomer grandparents who hoarded everything good. Get ready for hilarious generational warfare as Gen Alpha roasts Boomers for stealing affordable housing, decent jobs, and a secure future.

This "definitely-not-made-up" social commentary is equal parts laugh-out-loud and terrifying. Buckle up, because social security might not survive this one.